We love a good summer jam just like we love chicks with bad reputations (and we know you do too). So take a journey with us back to the early ’80s when disco was choking on its last breath and Joan Jett was screaming with predatory pomp. It’s time to whip out that black & leather and CLONE JOAN!

Special Guests for Your Party Pleasure:

- KATE CRASH (http://www.katecrash.com/)
The self-described “most entertaining thing on earth” aka poet/rocker/revolutionary

- PURPLE CRUSH (http://www.purplecrush.com​/)
The electroclash duo who paved the way for some of your favorite artists…aka, the hardest working couple in the LA music scene.

- BARON VON LUXXURY (http://www.discoworkout.co​m/)
Artist & DJ extraordinaire dubbed “The post-post synthpop king” by LA Weekly, BvL’s debut solo album comes out this Fall on Manimal Vinyl. Check out his remixes for Glass Candy, HEALTH and others as well as his rad blog www.discoworkout.com.

- DJ NEW BERLIN (http://www.teleportdoor.co​m/)
He loves rock ‘n roll…and will leave you sweating on the dance floor.

- MING VAUZE & DYLAN GRAY (http://soundcloud.com/sleepmask – http://soundcloud.com/dylandray - http://soundcloud.com/redsunblackmoon)

So come and take your time and DANCE WITH US!!!

WHEN: Saturday, July 30 – 9pm to 2am*
WHERE: 3 Clubs
HOW MUCH: $5 (before 11pm)
DRESS CODE: GLAM JOAN JETT

*Drink specials before 11pm!!

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Bemba Entertainment & Fusicology.com presents: Soul Around The World

Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Momo’s
618 W 6th St, Suite 200,
Austin, TX, 78701
Doors open at 8:30 PM $10 Cover / $5 BEFORE 10PM
** I’ll be on from 1:15 am- 2:15am (Wednesday morning) **

Architects and Heroes @ SXSW

Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Deseo’s
219 Congress (3rd and Congress)
Austin, TX, 78701
Doors open at 9:00 PM
** I’ll be on from 10 pm- 11:00pm **

Metropolooza @ Metropolis

Thursday, March 17, 2011
The Metropolis (yes the Metropolis)
2200 South Pleasant Valley Lane
Austin, TX, 78741
Doors open at 5:00 PM-10pm but most likely it will also go late\

Valentine’s Day has finally passed, and whether you’ve found a special someone yet or not, February is still the month of Love.

This is one of our favorite months mainly due to the cluster of Valentines Day, the Grammys, the NBA all star game, and the Oscars in three short week. Not to be outdone, it’s also the first year of our very own Sunset Starlets Burlesque show on Saturday the 26th!

Here’s the scoop :

1. Academy Awards themed burlesque by Hollywood’s finest troupe with 2 Miss Viva Las Vegas winners
2. Free loving cake balls made by Lil Rae Cakes to the first 50 in the door
3. Dj sets by New Berlin & Baron von Luxxury in the front & back patio action by Foniks
4. $15 at the door / a very limited number of $10 and even FEWER $5 presale tickets on sale now
5. $25 all you can drink open bar
6. Photobooth by SnapShotz + more

So grab your tickets now — worst case scenario you buy them at the door and drink for free all night for just $40 — on the Sunset Strip!

New Noir presents: Sunset Starlets Burlesque

Saturday Febuary 26th
The Libertine
8210 West Sunset Blvd Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA

TOKYO SOCIAL CLUB @ ROYAL/T

presents

“CHRISTMAS IS FOR CUPID” : HOLIDAY PARTY & COSTUME CONTEST

DEC. 22, 2010
7PM – MIDNIGHT

With SPECIALTY CHRISTMAS COCKTAILS & FREE SWEETS

*Gourmet tacos created by Chef Sean Chaney of Hot’s Kitchen in Hermosa Beach

& dj sets by resident New Berlin (teleportdoor / new-noir), Madame Hollywood (dj natasha) & Stephen R. (architects & heroes)

LOVE SHACK PARTIES will bring the spice with SENSUALITY SPECIALISTS!

SWAG BAGS RAFFLED ALL NIGHT and a SEXY HOLIDAY COSTUME CONTEST – WINNER GETS A PRIZE, SO DRESS TO IMPRESS!!!

For tickets and info visit :

www.new-noir.com/christmasisforcupid
christmasisforcupid.eventbrite.com/

Christmas is for Cupid
@ ROYAL/T CAFE
Wednesday December 22nd
8910 Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
310.559.6300

We’re proud to announce our sister business New Noir is throwing a fun after work (pre-midnight) extravaganza with our friends at Royal/T. It’s called the Tokyo Social Club, and if you know the venue, you’ll love the concept. it’s simple — cake, dj’s, champaigne, and psycho musical chairs ping pong.  No one leaves friendless, and everyone is friendly. Grab your tickets now!

Tokyo Social Club

Friday October 15th
Royal/T Cafe
8910 Washington Blvd
Culver City, CA 90232

In other news — our friends at TurquoiseLA are hosting their first book signing for their involvement in this years CraveLA book at Firefly on Abbott Kinney. Frequent readers of Teleportdoor know both are our favorites, and a sure shot for early evening fun.

Hors d’oeuvres and wine will be served. Books are $20 each and Vanessa De Vargas will be personally signing each one.

CraveLA Book Signing Event at Firefly

Thursday October 14th
1409 Abbot Kinney Blvd.
Venice, CA 90291 PH: 310 450 6288

Puma’s also throwing a party tonight at the sunset towers in West Hollywood at the Sunset Towers near the Viper Room.

The PUMA Social Club LA

Tuesday October 19
The Sunset Towers – 9pm-late?
8730 Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

With almost no online promotion at a almost obscure Tex-Mex restaurant on Sunset, this party has been packed all Summer.

I mean really, no one’s blogging about it, I’ve seen narry a flyer on car window or trashcan, and yet both floors and the back patio are popping off every week. Is it the mad cheap margaritas or the no lines, no ropes, no drama mantra that brings all the girls to the yard?

Tomorrow night New Berlin’s guest spinning with Foniks of the Cinesounds Crew for shameless tacos and tips. It doesn’t actually matter what we play, as long as it’s funky.

Doin It In the Park

Wednesday September 8th
Barragan’s Mexican Restaurant
1538 Sunset Blvd.
Echo Park, CA 90026

This Saturday our friends at Vanessa Squared Productions (interior designer Vanessa De Vargas and design editor Vanessa Kogevinas) are hosting their third High-End Designer Tag Sale shopping event in Brentwood. Think a high-end garage sale with professional advice from some of the best interior designers in Venice and Santa Monica.

The Designer Tag Sale is an upscale interior designer yard/tag sale hosted by Fyndes and Little Castle Productions that will feature over thirty of Los Angeles’ top interior designers and stores/vendors selling items including small furniture such as side-tables, lamps, rugs, pillows, art, accessories and more at incredibly low prices—from $5-$200 only!

I’ll be djing as well (New Berlin), and suggest you show up bright and early. Professional shoppers might want to camp out at 8am. — Seriously.

SATURDAY, JULY 31

201 Beloit Ave., (Brentwood)
Los Angeles, CA 90049
10am – 2pm
First 30 attendees receives a goodie bag!

Last night I finally got to catch dinner with Stephen R, and our friends Isla and Jared from Purple Crush at 101 Diner in Hollywood. Expect some fun new party collabos to pop off this summer involving the 4 of us soon.

In the meanwhile get your bloghouse fix on PC’s latest illegal download.

Download Beat It by Michael Jackson – Covered by Purple Crush
Beat it (Purple Crush Full On Cover)byPurple Crush

What: High-end designer tag sale
When: Saturday, October 24, 10 a.m. -2 p.m.
Where: 466 East 18th St., Costa Mesa
How much: $10 to get in with amazing deals and consultations from top-tier SOCAL interior designers

The post mortem from August is below…

(Postdated August 10, 2009) : What’s not to love when your friends throw a not-so-secret interior design party in Venice beach?  Our Tag Sale last weekend was a resounding success, with lots of rabid early shoppers and sunshine a plenty.  Much props to Vanessa De Vargas (Turquoise), Vanessa Kogevinas, and Amy Swift (SMARTY) for keeping the mood light, and of course thx to Dj Stephen R, and Haizee for joining me on the decks overlooking the crowd. The NYTimes even showed up and wrote a succulent expose.

This Saturday I’ll be holding down the turntables at this year’s Designer Tag Event in my favorite LA enclave (Along with Stephen R. and Haizee). Expect free food from vendors, giftbags, a special appearance by my friend Baiyina Hughley from A&E’s “Keyshawn Johnson: Tackling Design” show, and more.  Here’s the scoop from Vanessa De Vargas at turquoise-la.com.

The Designer Tag Sale is an interior designer yard
sale/tag sale organized by interior designer Vanessa De Vargas and
design editor Vanessa Kogevinas. Hosted by entrepreneur Amy Swift (SMARTY.),
the sale will feature over ten top Los Angeles designers selling items
from their personal inventories including small furniture such as
side-tables, lamps, rugs, pillows, art, accessories and more at
incredibly low prices! Nothing will be over $200 and prices will run as
low as $5.

Find out more at designertagsale.blogspot.com and  quirkylivingla.com

Saturday August 8th : 10am-4pm : 2500 Grandview Ave Venice CA : Enter through the alley