don’t be a hero, get with a zero
Attention all aspiring filmmakers and film-appreciators! Tomorrow is the last day of the Zero Film Festival in Los Angeles. After Sunday the festival will be moving on to its second leg to take place in Brooklyn, NY, beginning on December 9th.
gypsies, tramps and betty draper
SassyCandy as Joan Holloway and Fat and Magic as Betty Draper having a gas twisting in Venice Beach.
Are you one of those people who’s just sure you were born in the wrong era? Are you a working woman who secretly wishes that you were at home ironing (shhh..I won’t tell if you won’t). Well if these fantasies speak to you, you should indulge yourself in AMC’s Madmen, which is just what SassyCandy and I did this past Halloween.
bruises, booze, and broads
Women’s roller derby has begun to skate along the line of mainstream with the recent slew of media attention it’s been receiving (Whip It, whip it good). But anyone who wants to argue that roller derby is a just another passing fad might have a knuckle sandwich coming their way, served up by the delicious Derby Dolls.
This Saturday night, coming to you live from the ground zero itself- the Doll Factory- the undefeated Swarm will take on the Tough Cookies, the defending champs. What better way to unwind from a hard week than kicking back, cracking open a cold one, and watching girls put the fatal in “femme fatale”?
The event poster reads: Full-Contact Action at Breath Taking Speed, The Greatest Sport of All Time, A Battle of Epic Proportions! And you better not argue with them. It promises to be a swift kick to the groin of a good time and a night filled with girl on girl action.
General Tickets are $17, VIP Tickets are $40
The Doll Factory- 1910 Temple St., Doors open at 6 p.m., 21+ only
this isn’t your grandma’s monster mash
Are you tired of going to Halloween parties full of people who think they’re too cool to do the real monster mash?
If your answer is ‘yes,’ dump your left-footed friends and head down to the LA Sports Arena on Halloween night. It’s time to find your glow sticks, suit up in spandex, and dance the night away with 65,000 of your closest friends. It’s the 12th annual Monster Massive — a frightfully fun night/early morning full of electronic music, light shows, and intricate costumes. The second biggest event in the raver calendar (topped only by the Electric Daisy Carnival in June), this year’s line up features the likes of Armin Van Buuren, Felix da Housecat, and Crystal Castles plus a host of other electronic djs to fill your dancing shoes’ needs.
Happy Birthday, Hello Kitty!
This past weekend, DeadStarlet and I attended the Hello Kitty Fan Appreciation Party at Royal/T — the meow-off event for the first ever North American Hello Kitty Exhibition …ever! A MUST for all those who claim to love HK.
The Appreciation Party is the first in a series of HK-themed events dubbed Three Apples, celebrating 35-years of feline cuteness. Don’t miss the HK Halloween Party this Saturday, October 31st (with pumpkin carving and costume contests and prizes). And Hello Kitty’s B-Day party on Sunday, Nov. 1st. FREE goody bags for the first 100 visitors! Check out a more detailed schedule here.
But, don’t worry if you can’t make it for the weekend parties you can still go on the weekdays, browse the amazing HK-inspired art and eat HK shaped food ^_^. Yummy goodness for all kitty fans!
Warehouse Party! The Do LaB strikes again . . .
If you didn’t snag a ticket in time for The Do LaB’s last L.A. Warehouse party, maybe you should buy your tickets earlier. Like now. Because if the Do LaB’s history of selling out the sickest parties in town weeks ahead of time is true, then you might already be too late.
On Thursday, November 12th @ the King King, the Do LaB is set to present Bluetech, Mimosa and Electric Dandelion.
We’ll post more info as the party draws closer in Teleportdoor’s space-time continuum. If it’s anything like their presentation of The Beats Antique, you’re in for a show. It may have been stone-cold sold-out, but inside it was nothing but hot.
Apocalypse CHOW! Your Last Dinner Party
Are you the Anti-Christ and feel like you have have no one to celebrate the fruits of your labor with? Do you just want to starfuck the Anti-Christ?
Don’t like the idea of spending your final moments on the couch with your gas mask on watching Anderson Cooper have an orgy with all his CNN staffers?
We have a final solution: The Official Apocalypse Dinner Party.
You know, the sicker, hipper version of your typical Hollywoodesque Halloween dinner party. Some of the Teleportdoor staff got together over the weekend and threw a little one of these Apocalyptic-themed get-togethers. We posted the carnage below.
Poppin’ Tags: O.C. Designer Tag Sale this SATURDAY
After a fun and well attended Designer Tag Sale last August in Venice Beach, our friends the Vanessas are at it again this Saturday Morning in Orange County. I’ll be there bright and early ready to buy some badly needed furniture and doo-dads for the new Teleportdoor headquarters in Silverlake.
What: High-end designer tag sale
When: Saturday, October 24, 10 a.m. -2 p.m.
Where: 466 East 18th St., Costa Mesa
How much: $10 to get in with amazing deals and consultations from top-tier SOCAL interior designers
The post mortem from August is below…
Wandering Marionettes Kabinet Theatre TONIGHT!
by deadstalet
I know what you’re thinking. Geez, this sounds a lot like that Laura Branigan “Self Control” video. I need to buy a ticket to that dark, sexy shit A.S.A.P.
We know you do. And that’s why deadstarlet is setting the space-time coordinates to her teleportation device for Boardners in Hollywood tonight – where the deliciously dramatic and dark Wandering Marionettes will be performing their Kabinet Theater once again.
UndergroundLA: Do LaB Warehouse Party THURSDAY!
Minimum Age for event: 21 and over
Presented by: The Do LaB Presents
Ticket Price: $15.00 * Plus $1.60 Processing Service Fee
The King King
6555 Hollywood Blvd.
Los Angeles CA 90028