
Are you the Anti-Christ and feel like you have have no one to celebrate the fruits of your labor with? Do you just want to starfuck the Anti-Christ?
Don’t like the idea of spending your final moments on the couch with your gas mask on watching Anderson Cooper have an orgy with all his CNN staffers?
We have a final solution: The Official Apocalypse Dinner Party.
You know, the sicker, hipper version of your typical Hollywoodesque Halloween dinner party. Some of the Teleportdoor staff got together over the weekend and threw a little one of these Apocalyptic-themed get-togethers. We posted the carnage below.
Crump chowing down on a Donner Party BBQ rib. Yummmm. Pioneers.

Kawaii Chibi Kat as the Hello Kitty Anti-Christ and
DeadStarlet as a proud citizen of the Peoples’ Republic of China. Oh, yes. What could be more terrifying?
The hot Other Betty dressed up as a Mayan Priestess and served up some Hotter Prophetic Tamales.
They’ve just eaten their Soilent Greens.
Soilent Greens. Spinach. Broccoli. Garlic. People.
Sassy Candy likes her cakes made by the tiny hands of adorable Chinese children.
These Chinese World Domination Red Bean Cakes went so fast that we didn’t even get a chance to take a picture of them. So we borrowed the pic from
Apocalypse Cakes — where we also got the recipe.
The lights go out. Maybe there’s a legion of zombies outside. Or a Gamma Ray Burst. But, damn, the Apocalypse makes us so hungry.
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